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My work explores the relationship between acquired synesthesia and emotional memories.

With influences as diverse as Nietzsche and Roy Lichtenstein, new synergies are crafted from both explicit and implicit layers.

Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of meaning. What starts out as hope soon becomes corrupted into a cacophony of power, leaving only a sense of nihilism and the prospect of a new understanding.

As shifting phenomena become frozen through diligent and personal practice, the viewer is left with an insight into the inaccuracies of our condition.

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