Girls and boys dictionary

Girls' English.

1.Yes. = No.
2.No. = Yes.
3.Maybe. = No.
4.It's your decision. = The correct decision should be obvious by now.
5.Do what u want. = You'll pay 4 this later.
6.We need to talk. = I need to bitch.
7.Sure. Go ahead. = I don't want you too.
8.I'm not upset. = Of course I'm upset, u stupid moron.
9.How much do u love me? = I did something today your not goin' like me 4.
10.Is my butt fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful.
11.You have to learn to communicate! = Just agree with me.
12.Are you listening to me? = Too late, you're dead.

Guys' English.

1.I'm hungry. = I'm hungry.
2.I'm sleepy. = I'm sleepy.
3.I'm tired. = I'm tired.
4.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
5.Can I take you to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
6.Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
7.May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.
8.Nice dress. = Nice cleavage.
9.You look tensed, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you.
10.What's wrong? = What meaningless self inflicted pshychological trauma are you going through now?
11.What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.
12.I'm bored. = Do you want to have sex?
13.I love you. = Let's have sex right now.
14.I love you too. = Okay I said it we'd better have sex now!
15.Let's talk. = I am tryin' to impress you by shown that I'm a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me!
16.Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

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