Gay flight attendant

My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. ...

Birthday with the secretary

via

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Different people have a different views on this matter: Plato: For the greater good. Aristotle: To fulfill its nature on the other side....

Priest joke

A Priest checks into a hotel and says to the hotel clerk "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled". She says "No sir, ...

A beer before it starts

via

Paddy gets shitfaced again

An oldie but a goodie: Paddy had been drinking at his local Dublin pub all day and most of the night celebrating St Patrick's Day. Mick,...

Knock! Knock!

"Who's There?" "Eyes!" "Eyes Who?" "Eyes Yo New President!" via

I just HATE drawing welfare!

A young attractive black guy walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched straight up to the counter and said, ...

A horse walks into a bar

And the bartender says... via

Jesus At Breakfast

Q/A joke: What does Jesus say at breakfast? via

Baseball T-Shirt Joke

via

Creationist question/answer joke

via

Bird in a cage

A guy drives around in his car and suddenly he hits a bird. He jumps out of his car and surprisingly the bird was still alive. He takes the ...

Driver's licence information

A mother is driving a little girl to her friend's house for a play date. 'Mommy,' the little girl asks, 'how old are you?...

The Ventriloquist

A ventriloquist walked up to an Indian and said “I’ll bet I can make your horse talk.” Indian: “Horse no talk.” Ventriloquist: “Sure watch...

Mantis sex

via

Rich man, poor man

A rich man and a poor man have the same wedding anniversary. They're both at Madison Avenue shopping for their wives. The poor man say...

Four men and their succsessful sons

Four men went to play golf one day. Three of them headed to the first tee and the fourth went into the clubhouse to take care of the bill. T...

Metaller joke

via

Blonde joke

via