Best of Cragslist: Misinterpreting words

When you said water sports... - w4m - 19 (Boston):

We just met so maybe I shouldn't have assumed... you said you were into water sports. I thought you were into, you know, pee. That's why I started to pee on you later on in the night. Turns out you really meant you are into water sports like water polo and swimming. whoops. still pretty funny and something I'll laugh about (and hopefully you will too, eventually) anyway, sorry about peeing on you. I hope you understand.

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