Worst three word phrase ever?

Collected by Jonco from Reddit:

catastrophic bowel movement
14 f cali.
I’m Chris Hansen
is it in?
Let’s be friends
You have AIDS
No internet access
You’re the father
Is that it?
I am pregnant
Gasoline powered asshammer
your brothers’ bigger
bathroom clown surprise
out of beer
no more bacon!
Surprise barbed dildo
Suprise anal sex
Git er done
Bush was right
Four more years!
Church of Scientolog
get yourself checked
Shit. Don’t move!
Great sex, grandma
no toilet paper
you’re being audited
Grab Your Ankles
License and registration
Leave Britney alone!
Shit eating grin
President Sarah Palin