Antiperspirant for your balls

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Halloween fleshlight

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Donald Duck Transformer

Did this happen because Disney bought Marvel? Available here

Taseler for kids

Taseler TM for KIDS! : The courts have agreed with the use of an electronic compliance tool every time they've ruled to-date. While the...

Plush Cyanide & Happiness character

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Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T book

The world's greatest human is back. And this time, he's got a worthy opponent - Chuck Norris Vs. Mr. T: 400 Facts About the Baddest...

Jesus coat hanger

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Absinthe Lollipops

It's so delicious they had to make it into lollipops. Our Absinthe Lollipops are really freaking awesome. And we say that without even ...

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book

Fo' real. Break out the crayons, cause it's gangsta rap coloring time! The book features 48 pages of line drawings of rappers such a...

Artificial Virginity Hymen

No more worry about losing your virginity. With this product, you can have your first night back anytime. Insert this artificial hymen into ...

Women can now go pee pee standing up

With the new P-Mate Female Disposable Urine Director : P-MATE's are disposable, sanitary, single use cardboard urine directors used to p...

Control a Woman remote control

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Grow a girfriend

Grow your own! One size fits all...just add water and within 2 hours you'll notice your beautiful girlfriend starts to grow, reaching ma...

Liar breath spray

Enhances even the most pathetic lies! If you are going to do it, do it well with this super-minty breath spray. .25 fl oz, mint flavor spray...

The Hand car rear window sign

Place The Hand on your car, home or apartment window (suction cups included) and let the world know how you're feeling! Simply press o...

Darth Vader slippers

Available - here 49 more unique Darth Vader representations

Lookin' Good for Jesus lip balm

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Darth Vader Toaster

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Men's underwear repair kit

Hey, Men! Tired of wearing the same torn, dirty underwear day after day? Now you don't have to, thanks to the Men's Underwear Repair...