10-year-old girl puts grandmother on eBay

I put my grandmother on eBay, but it was a joke says 10-year-old Zoe, after bids hit £20,000:

When selling an item on eBay there is a strict etiquette - give an honest appraisal of the goods including their faults.

So when ten-year-old Zoe Pemberton put her grandmother up for auction, she was brutally honest.

Among the many points listed were 'annoying and moaning a lot', although she admitted 61-year-old Marian Goodall could be 'very cuddly and loves word searches'.
It was, of course, only meant as a joke. But that didn't stop dozens of people placing bids that reached more than £20,000 before the auction was shut down for breaching 'strict sales policies'.