Nadya "Octomom" Suleman and her army of children have agreed to film a reality-TV show. Here are 16 title suggestions:
* Whole Bunch’a Bastardsvia
* Just the Ten of Us…Without the Birth Defects
* Nadya Suleman’s Postpartum Pool Party
* The “Maybe Pat Buchanan Was Right About That Whole Culture War Thing” Show
* Hotdog Hallway
* Welfare St-Eight
* America’s Next Top Child Star…to Overdose on Speedballs Outside the Viper Room
* Survivor: Infanticide Island
* Kids Say the Darndest Things…to the Department of Children and Family Services
* Whore Knows Best
* Everybody Hates Nadia
* Are You Smarter Than a Third-Grade Educated, Attention Starved, System-Draining, Two-Bit Whore?
* King of Queefs
* Roseanne
* Eight is Enough…to Make My Vagina Look Like a Gym Bag Full of Elephant Trunks
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