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Ouch of the day: Secretary accidentally bites off boss’ penis:

A SECRETARY accidentally bit off the penis of her employer while giving him oral sex in a car.

Sin Chew Daily and China Press reported yesterday that while the 30-year-old woman was performing oral sex on the man, the car was hit by a reversing van.

The impact of the crash, China Press reported, caused the woman to bite off her lover’s organ.

After the car was hit by the van, there was a loud scream from the woman whose mouth was covered with blood.

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