- Chuck Norris masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
- Chuck Norris' semen cures cancer. Too bad he has AIDS.
- Chuck Norris has no friends on Myspace. Not Even Tom.
- Chuck Norris does not sleep. He passes out after two wine coolers.
- Chuck Norris was the original choice to play the lead role in the movie, "Boys Don't Cry". Hilary Swank replaced him because test audiences found him to be gayer than 9 guys blowing 8 guys.
- Chuck Norris once fought Vin Diesel... and got absolutely fucked up.
- Chuck Norris has to employ a legion of Mexican landscapers to suppress the wilderness that is his back.
- Chuck Norris was once trapped in a paper bag for 3 days.
- Chuck Norris was born Chuck Stevens but took his wife's name when they were married.
- A Chinaman once told Chuck Norris that his penis was small during a karate tournament.
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