Finally someone manages to come close to Chuck Norris' level of awesomeness. Here are some Michael Phelps facts:
- Michael Phelps isn't like a fish, a fish is like Michael Phelps
- Michael Phelps doesn't get wet. Water gets Michael Phelps
- When you say "no one's perfect", Michael Phelps takes this as a personal insult
- Michael Phelps counted to infinity twice while doing the breast stroke
- When Michael Phelps looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Michael Phelps
- As a child, Michael Phelps didn't wear water wings, water wings wore Michael Phelps
- Rappers no longer wear bling, they wear Michael Phelps
- Bigfoot takes pictures of Michael Phelps
- If by some incredible space-time paradox, Michael Phelps would ever swim against himself, he'd win
- Michael Phelps can eat out a mermaid
37 Reasons Michael Phelps is Better than Chuck Norris
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