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Tuesday, August 19, 2008

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Finally someone manages to come close to Chuck Norris' level of awesomeness. Here are some Michael Phelps facts:

  • Michael Phelps isn't like a fish, a fish is like Michael Phelps
  • Michael Phelps doesn't get wet. Water gets Michael Phelps
  • When you say "no one's perfect", Michael Phelps takes this as a personal insult
  • Michael Phelps counted to infinity twice while doing the breast stroke
  • When Michael Phelps looks in the mirror nothing appears. There can never be a second Michael Phelps
  • As a child, Michael Phelps didn't wear water wings, water wings wore Michael Phelps
  • Rappers no longer wear bling, they wear Michael Phelps
  • Bigfoot takes pictures of Michael Phelps
  • If by some incredible space-time paradox, Michael Phelps would ever swim against himself, he'd win
  • Michael Phelps can eat out a mermaid

37 Reasons Michael Phelps is Better than Chuck Norris

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