Happy Halloween!

Roman Abramovich's lunch tab

+ extra $5,000 tip = $52,000. That's how much he paid for a 10-person lunch at a fancy restaurant in New York yesterday. Link

Cute squirrel cuteing for food

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Worst three word phrase ever?

Collected by Jonco from Reddit : catastrophic bowel movement 14 f cali. I’m Chris Hansen is it in? Let’s be friends You have AIDS No intern...

Super fans

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Halloween Twitter costume

Halloween Twitter fail whale hat is a good example of something full of epic win. via

Human-looking plant

Stunned farmer Zheng Dexun dug up a crop of fleeceflower, or Chinese knotweed, and found one shaped like a person, in Langzhong, China. The ...

Long truck is looooooong!

It only looks really really long. It's actually only really long. There are two trucks there. From Zsolti's Flickr collection of pic...

Two drunk girls vs. grandma and grandpa

Street fighting from Ukraine.

A statue of a really small girl with really big boobs shocks China

Giant breasts shock China : Parents and teachers in China are protesting after a sculpture of a tiny girl with giant breasts was installed ...

Ad for the ladies

It says: "Mothers' favorite present" via

Lil Wayne's head birthday cake

Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger's kid turned 14 and this is the cake they made her. via

Robert Pattinson panties

Either way you look at it, this is just wrong! via

Happy Birthday Internet!

It was yesterday, actually. The Internet turned 40. Late at night on October 29, 1969, a computer in UCLA and one in Stanford were connected...

Underwater humvee ride

'Off road' can mean a lot of things. via

A true Metallica fan's t-shirt

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Serial groin-kicker at large

The streets aren't safe anymore. B.C. police seek serial groin-kicker after series of attacks : Police in Langley are investigating afte...

Football WTF

Somebody had to tackle him... via

Pumpkin-head Halloween dance

This guy's got all the good moves. via

Police drug-sniffing dog ODs on evidence

A drug-sniffing dog was recovering in a veterinary hospital -- with his human partner at his side -- after accidentally ingesting methamphet...

Divorce cakes

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Puppy vs. dandelion

Cutest thing you've seen all week. via

Somali 112-year-old man marries 17-year-old girl

Hundreds of people have attended a wedding in central Somalia between a man who says he is 112 years old, and his teenage wife. Ahmed Muhame...

Autistic artist draws New York from memory

Like a Skyline Is Etched in His Head : In a helicopter above the city on Friday, Stephen Wiltshire of London looked down at the streets and ...

Busta Rhymes - Break Ya Neck (sign language version)

For the hearing-impaired, so they could underastand more than I do what Busta is talking about. via

T-shirt of the day

It answers the question. Available - here

Disapproving bear is disapproving

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Here's a headline that catches the eye

First, you'll think "I would never go near that thing. It would it my penis", but actually, there's nothing to fear, they ...

Woman survives high voltage shock

Just like the kid with the taser . A mid-50`s woman climbed up a high-voltage tower and refused to go down. In arguing and shouting, her fin...

From a distance

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Map of the world necklace

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The history of birth control

The evolution of birth control in images | via

10 years of Internet video memes re-enactment

Judit & Judit recreate the best memes that have been going around the Internet in last 10 years for a Swedish broadband commercial. The ...

The Governor's letter

It was hardly a bill of cosmic import, but Assemblymember Tom Ammiano’s AB 1176 would have helped the Port of San Francisco with some financ...

Hey Jude flowchart

Now it's gonna be stuck in your head for the rest of the day. via

Woman swallows an entire canteen of cutlery

Under the knife : An obsessed 52-year-old woman had to go under the knife - after swallowing an entire canteen of cutlery. Surgeons in Rotte...

Vulture vs. windmill

Vulture flying around a working windmill. You can imagine what happens. via

How many tats can you put on in 4 weeks?

Funny banner ad is funny. via

Dog poo vs. iRobot mishap

Couple wakes up with a Chevy Malibu in their bed in the middle of the night

Don't you just hate it when that happens? Couple alive after car pins them to bed for almost an hour : With motor fluid spraying their ...

Cognitive dissonance

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Scooby Doo t-shirt of the day

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My wife thinks I am gay

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Meet the Marker Bandits

They're just like Batman and Robin, only with markers on their faces insetad of real masks. Police: Marker Bandits Arrested : Police wer...

Take a what-a?

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From sober to passed-out drunk in seconds

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Town-sized optical illusion

Last summer, Felice Varini did this installation called “Cercle et suite d’éclats” in Vercorin, Switzerland. The scale of this point of view...

Brain task manager

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Electronic guitar t-shirt

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I love this stick!

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Typecasting

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Reborn as porn

Photoshops of real movie posters as adult movie posters - b3ta challenge: reborn as porn

The B-Team

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Looping water slide in Germany

This is the bungee jumping of water slides. via

Scientology losing ground to Fictionology

LOS ANGELES—According to a report released Monday by the American Institute of Religions, the Church of Scientology, once one of the fastest...

Virgin Mary on a bird poop

Here's your freakin' miracle of the day! The image of Virgin Mary appeared on a bird dropping on a pick-up truck. More about it - he...

Cookin' with Coolio

Yes, Coolio the rapper. Apparently he's a good cook. He hosted an online cooking show called Cookin' with Coolio and it was such a ...

Woodpecker fail

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Reptile smuggler caught at the airport

He was smuggling snakes on a plane. Spider alerts customs officials to smuggler who had 24 illegal pythons and geckos taped to his body : A ...

Not any kind of solicitors

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When you gota go...

Wee've all been in this situation. But not all of us have handeled it this well. via

Picture of the day: grieving chimpanzees

This extraordinary photo taken by Monica Szczupider at the Sanaga-Yong Chimpanzee Rescue Centre in eastern Cameroon shows a family of grief-...

Woman acts like a dog to scare a suspicious man off

Police say Ga. woman scared off burglar by scratching door and acting like a large dog : Police are investigating after an Athens woman scar...

Goatse, the choice of a new generation

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Teenager falls through the roof 4 times

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The movies of Wes Anderson

If you haven't seen any of these, you should. And the latest, Fantastic Mr. Fox . via

Awesome t-shirt design: The Horde

"This design is an homage to a bunch of different zombie related influences: Dawn of the Dead, Shaun of The Dead, The Evil Dead, Left 4...

Sad rat stuck in the sidewalk photoshops

Remember the sad picture of a rat stuck in a sidewalk ? Well, the Internet has updated itself since then. Here are some more photoshops of ...