Vacation!

I'll be away from the internet for about a week, maybe two, so there won't be very much posting. Feel free to entertain yourself wit...

Laughing in the name of the Lord

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Obama checking it out

U.S. President Barack Obama (C) and France's President Nicolas Sarkozy (R) take their places with junior G8 delegates for a family photo...

T-shirt concept of the day

High security

Because people have been known to hide stuff in their asses. via

Awesome Beat It guitar solo

John Denner , even though he's never had his right arm, is doing the guitar solo from Michael Jackson's Beat It. It sounds better th...

Noodles

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Jay Leno owned

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Amazing indoor soccer goal

Falcao scores a brilliant header in the Brazil Romanis futsal game (final score 12:0). The coolest goal I have ever seen. via

Guess who!

Lady Gaga Explains Odd Mask She Wore In Malta : "It's not just a mask, it's a contemporary art piece," Gaga told reporters...

Big Lebowski art print

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Business hours

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Sacha Baron Cohen as Sacha Baron Cohen

Interview on Letterman as himself. Not Bruno, not Borat, not Ali G. I've never seen this guy before.

Time travel: is it possible?

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Obama's Blackberry

Real book on Amazon . Now, for the first time, We The People are privy to our new leader's epistolary back-and-forths on his wily hand-h...

Customer feedback

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Only in Russia

One happy family. via

Michael Jackson tattoos

A collection of tattoos with the King of Pop - 16 Bad Michael Jackson Tattoos

Michael Jackson and no. 7

Here are some facts: Michael Jackson signed his will on 7/7/02. Michael Jackson's memorial was on 7/7/09 ... exactly 7 years after th...

Most lethal animals

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Irish ducks

Two irish ducks crossing the road. The one at the back goes " Quack, quack". The other one turns round and says, " Fer facks ...

2012: It's a disaster

2012 movie trailer.

Gamer watercooler

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Rice Napoleon

More rice paddy crop art from Japan. ( via )

Did you know?

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Saving Private Remi

Remi Gaillard is doing Operation Overlord all by himself. via

5 naked photos of my mum reloaded

The auction 5 naked photos of my mum was kind of a joke at first, but then it turned into something serious. Mum wants her cut this time. A...

Cat wants attention

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Michael dancing in the car

Michael Jackson, away from a crowd of screaming fans or paparazzi, having fun with his friend Brett Ratner, getting down to R. Kelly. I thin...

Amazon movies best sellers

Here's the top 5: These are the best sellers in the movies category, not music .

Billy Bob decals

Apply this to your car door and never have problems with other drivers again. Get it here ( via )

World's strongest vagina

A Russian woman has set a new world record, lifting a 14-kg. glass ball with her vagina muscles. Tatiata Kozhevnikova of Novosibirsk, aged 4...

Headline of the day

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Michael Jackson's ghost explained

It wasn't his ghost...

Follow my husband

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Spanking the cat

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Toy soldier costume

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No more guidos in Mexico

Onion Mexican TV News: Mexico wants to build a border wall to keep out the Americanos assholes . Thanks Funkie-Junkie

Pet shop of the day

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How not to jump in a pool

Here's what you do if you want to break your teeth. via

Michael Jackson hot sauce

They sell everything Michael now. Jacko juice

Mythbusters flowchart

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In Brazil, railway employees whip their passagers

It gets things working. via

Graphic ad on Craigslist

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Do I resemble Camilla?

Here's a smart one from the Imdb message boards: Link

The most dangerous game

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Michael Jackson’s Home Arcade Panorama

> A virtual tour of the arcade section of the "The Collection of the King of Pop" - the Michael Jackson exhibition held in apri...

What's wrong with this picture

That's right

Am I coming or going?

Ad on the back of a bus in The Netherlands. via

Motorcycle safety warning

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Please leash your children

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Bottle opening fail

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Racist prices

I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where their toys will not be priced by the color of their skin, bu...

Goat caught vandalizing

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Michael Jackson's ghost on CNN

Apparently, Michael is still moonwalking at Neverland. His ghost has been caught on camera during a Larry King interview.

Cat chilling on a bed

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Gay police

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Horatio Caine owned

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Honeydew bubble tea

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Alligator chasing RC boat

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Happy Independent's Day

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Anti douchebag collar clips

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Woman injures herself attempting to perom plastic surgery on her own face

East Bay Woman Injured After Attempting Plastic Surgery On Own Face : An East Bay woman was recovering Wednesday following corrective surger...

80s collage

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Renaissance Michael Jackson

More Modern Renaissance from worth1000

Genuine faux leather

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Sentenced to death

After killing her trainer in a city parade in Erwin, Tennessee, 1916, the elephant Mary was sentence and hanged in front of an audience of 2...

Ted Danson Reads from the Book of Creeps

How to be a douche, by Ted Danson. via (thanks Reea)

Breakfast is the most important meal of the day

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Reading on the throne

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Horse scares girl

Here's a horse that's just trying to be funny during an interview. via

Bagelheads

Big bagels on your forehead. Apparently, it's huge in Japan . This look can be achieved with the use of a “Saline Solution Drip”, which ...

Dungeon Dad is banned from Facebook

Josef Fritzl is not allowed on Facebook. Probably because he was doing it wrong . It's clearly a violation of their terms.

Syncronized Do Not Want

Only one of them approves. via