Thursday, March 31, 2011

Baby comes down the stairs

He has located his milk bottle. He is going to get to it. LIKE A BOSS!


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Taking 30 hits of LSD

This guy took an eyedropper full of acid, he lived to tell the story.


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NKOTBSB

Believe it or not, they are back in a merged formula and preparing for a tour. So here's they're first single together:


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They've found the Bronx Zoo Snake


The deadly venomous Egyptian Cobra that escaped confinement a week ago at the Bronx Zoo has been finally found yesterday, crawled up in a corner of the reptilian house.
"We're really happy to announce that cobra missing for seven days has been found," Jim Breheny, director of the Bronx Zoo, said at a press conference Thursday afternoon. "She's alive and well ... resting comfortably and secure."

Breheny said the key strategy in recovering the snake was patience.

"We did fairly extensive sweeping searches throughout the [reptile house] and in the non-public back area," he said, explaining that the non-public areas of the zoo's buildings are a labyrinth of pipes and equipment for filtration system, furnaces and the like. For days now, zoo staff members armed with tongs have been combing the back of the reptile house in an effort to find the reclusive snake.

They finally spotted her in a secluded, dark corner at about 9 a.m. Thursday.
Ssssearch is over

Waiting for the Twitter updates.

Home from Afghanistan

Brian gets a surprise wake up from his brother Bill, who's been away in Afghanistan for the past 9 months. You will probably cry a little.


Also: Dog welcomes mom home from Afghanistan

Top 5 viral videos of 1911

For April Fools, Youtube takes a look at what it would have looked like 100 years ago.


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Kid wants to be Governor of New Jersey

You may have seen him on America's Funniest Home Videos: it's 3-year-old Jesse, whose life is ruined, because he can't be the Governor of New Jersey.

The GoDaddy elephant hunting scandal


GoDaddy CEO Bob Parsons is getting some seriously bad press these days after he filmed himself during a trip to Africa while shooting "problem elephants".

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Britney Spears Jackass 3D deleted scene

In this one, Johnny Knoxville is Jimmy Kimmel's guest and shows a video of Britney Spears doing the Porta Potty slingshot scene for the movie Jackass 3D.


Don't worry, it's not actually real, it's just a sketch they made for the Jimmy Kimmel Live.

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Vacuum scares baby

Baby turns vaccum on, reacts like a dog.


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The Chinese Shirt Roll


Redditor InternetKing spent a summer in China and incidentally, he documented the phenomenon known as "The Chinese shirt roll."

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Wednesday, March 30, 2011

Juggling quadrocopters

We've seen them before doing amazing maneuvers and playing a piano. Here they are doing some ball juggling.


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The World's largest 360ยบ indoor photo


It's a 3D digital rendering of the Strahov Library in Prague and it was created from 3,000 individual photos stitched together into a single image that is 280,000 x 140,000 pixels. That's around 40 gigapixels, or 4,000 megapixels. If you printed this photo it would be 23 meters (or 78 feet) long!

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Geeky growth chart


The daughter of a "geeky dad" is going to celebrate her first birthday soon and, to mark the occasion, he made her this science-fiction themed growing chart. It features characters from Star Wars, Star Trek, The Lord of the Rings and Dr. Who.

Here's the chart printed and hung on the wall.

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Dog controls the volume of his barking

From loud to mute, this Shiba Inu barks as loud as you command him to.


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Tara Reid in Big Lebowski 2

As you may remember, Tara Reid expressed her enthusiasm about being part of the Big Lebowski 2 project in an interview a couple of months ago. Since then, the movie was completed and Funny or Die is bringing you the trailer:


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Viral pareidolia of the day: the house that looks like Hitler


It was spotted in Swansea, Wales, by a resident who tweeted the picture. Next thing you know, it's all over the Internet and everyone is talking about it.

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'Regulate' on toy instruments


Paying tribute to the late Nate Dogg by playing an acoustic remix of his classic tune featuring Warren G. on some toy instruments and a cello.

Related: Wikipedia synopsis for Regulate.

The Gunbrella


The "Bang" umbrella you've been waiting for is now available.

Gunbrella

Also available on Amazon

Also: the Samurai/Ninja umbrella

Movie montage: 25 Years of Pixar Animation

Scenes from 12 feature films and 20 short films mixed into a tribute to Pixar tribute celebrating it's 25-year anniversary.


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Man looks after 140 dogs


For former chef Li Zongwen a man's best friend is really his dog, as he looks after more than 140 strays in his home in China.

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Insane fly-by

An extreme base jump skydiver wearing a wing suit just says hi to his friends on a Norwegian TV show.


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Real-life Poltergeist caught on camera

A family have called in a real-life ghost buster – after capturing this video of a poltergeist moving a chair across a bedroom. Lisa Manning and her children Ellie, 11, and Jaydon, six, have fled their house in terror several times because of spooky goings-on. They include pots and pans being thrown around the kitchen, window blinds moving up and down by themselves, lights being switched on and off and drawers being opened. Last week they were even forced to climb out of a window after their being trapped in their living room when the door locked by itself.

Now they have been advised to wear crucifixes by a priest after capturing video footage of a chair moving by itself in Ellie’s bedroom.
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Reptilian tweeter of the day: The Bronx Zoo snake

The venomous Egyptian Cobra that escaped the Bronx Zoo yesterday, is enjoying the sweet taste of freedom by using Twitter.


@BronxZoosCobra

Monday, March 28, 2011

Baby sings 'Baby'

Kid on the back seat of a van is really passionate about his Justin Bieber.


Here's another baby singing Baby.

Also: Baby loves Kid Cudi.

From the archives: Robin Williams commercial from 1977

A pre-Mork from Ork Robin Williams plays in a commercial for the Illinois Bell Phone Center Store and he's making funny voices before it was hip for Robin Williams to make funny voices.


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Fart machine confuses dog

If this dog hears a fart sound, it just assumes it was him.


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Cheezburger acquires Know Your Meme

From the press release:
Seattle, WA, March 28, 2011 – Cheezburger (www.cheezburger.com), the Internet publisher best known for popularizing LOLcats, FAILS, and other Internet memes, today announced it has acquired Know Your Meme, the most authoritative site that researches and documents the history and origins of Internet memes and viral phenomena. Created by Rocketboom, a leading Internet video network founded by Andrew Baron, Know Your Meme is dedicated to giving people an accurate inside look at up-and-coming as well as already viral Internet memes.

"I’m excited to see the Know Your Meme community joining the Cheezburger community," said Ben Huh, CEO and founder of Cheezburger. "Since Cheezburger is the playground of choice for millions of Internet culture fans, this acquisition is a natural compliment for our community. Now, in addition to delivering 5 minutes of happiness through I Can Has Cheezburger?, FAIL Blog, Memebase, and The Daily What, we can help the public understand the origins of memes and how content goes viral on the Web."
KYM / Cheezburger

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Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

Angry Birds movie trailer

To promote the new season of their web series, Red vs. Blue Season 9, the guys for Rooster Teeth have created this faux trailer for the war movie Angry Birds. Web viewers actually called their local movie theaters to ask about the release date for the movie.


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Beatbox cover of the day: 'Where is my Mind?"

THePETEBOX uses his voice, an acoustic guitar, a beatbox and a RC-50 loop station to cover The Pixies' Where is my Mind?.


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Twin baby boys have a conversation

We may never know what they're talking about but they sure are talking about something and they're bringing valid arguments to the discussion.


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Dogboarding

Watching videos with dogs is always fun. Even if they are used as skateboards.


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Footage from the Kuwait sandstorm

At approximately 5.30 PM (GMT +3) a dust storm swept through Kuwait turning the setting evening sun to immediate darkness reaching 0 visibility in mere minutes. What first seemed to be smoke from a burning building, everyone soon started running for cover.
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'Friday' at the game

Two Ottawa Senators fans do an impromptu performance of Rebecca Black's song.


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Cobra escapes the Bronx Zoo

An Egyptian Cobra, a venomous snake whose venom can kill large elephant in 3 hours, has escaped the Bronx Zoo. There's nothing to worry about.


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Playful dog invades soccer pitch


A Turkish game between Sky Blue FC and LdB Malmo women's teams gets interrupted by a dog asking for a belly rub.

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Before and during Earth Hour

As you may know, this Saturday, between 8.30 and 9.30 PM, was Earth Hour. It's that hour of the year in which everyone everywhere turns off their lights. Buzfeed has compiled some Earth Hour/Non-Earth Hour images from great cities around the world for you.


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Baby likes Black Metal

TIL: When your baby keeps crying and you've tried everything and just can't get him to stop, there's always Norwegian Black Metal.


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Sunday, March 27, 2011

Forever Alone flashmob

Brought to you by 4Chan:


Here is the webcam. Make sure you tune in on May 13th, at 7.30 PM.

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Considerate dad

Redditor Pr3fix writes: "Roommate mentions Cosmic Brownies (the "Little Debbie" brand snack) on Facebook status. A week later his dad mails him this."

Mug shot of the day: Jessi Slaughter's dad

The father of "Jessi Slaughter," the 12-year-old girl who last year became the victim of a vicious online swarm, was arrested last month on a felony child abuse charge for allegedly punching his daughter in the mouth during an argument, The Smoking Gun has learned.

Gene Leonhardt, 53, was busted for striking his daughter Jessica, who told Florida cops that she had been arguing with her father when he "punched her, causing her to have a bloody and swollen lips."
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How many tooth picks can you stick in your beard?

This guy can do 2747. He was going for 3000 but he just couldn't do it.


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The Burger King of Kings


He died so you could have it your way.

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Friday, March 25, 2011

Zidane embarrasses goalkeeper

Retired French soccer player Zinedine Zidane shows an amateur goalie why the two of them should be playing in different leagues.


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Radiohead Fans Anonymous

There's a support group for Radiohead fans: it's where people listen to you if you wanna talk about how shitty the band's latest releases are and how they're not what they used to be anymore.


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Then and now: Tennis Girl

Fiona Walker

The woman who appeared in one of the most popular posters of all time has revealed her identity 35 years later.
Mrs Walker is now a 52-year-old freelance illustrator and mother of three.

But in 1976, aged 18, her then photographer-boyfriend Martin Elliot persuaded her to let him take a shot of her on court hitching up her dress to reveal a bare bottom.

The setting was a university tennis court in Edgbaston, Birmingham, the area where the modern game of tennis was pioneered in 1859.

Mr Elliot sold the image to the poster chain Athena and more than two million copies were sold worldwide.
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Mumbai skateboards

Under the supervision of German curator Tobias Megerle, a dozen Mahim woodcarvers produced their own take on the traditional skateboard. The project - Final Cut - will be showcased at THE LOFT at Lower Parel.
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From the archives: The Kelly Family in 1990

Before they were annoying the European pop scene with their music, The Kelly Family was also into some rather WTF stuff: check out the youngest member, 9-year-old Angelo, singing about how he ain't gonna pee-pee his bed tonight:


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OMG, LOL added to the English Dictionary

From the Oxford English Dictionary updates:

For the March 2011 release of OED Online, we have selected for publication a number of noteworthy initialisms—abbreviations consisting of the initial letters of a name or expression. Some of these—such as OMG [OMG int. (and n.) and adj.]: ‘Oh my God’ (or sometimes ‘gosh’, ‘goodness’, etc.) and LOL [LOL int. and n./2]: ‘laughing out loud’—are strongly associated with the language of electronic communications (email, texting, social networks, blogs, and so on). They join other entries of this sort: IMHO (‘in my humble opinion’) [IMHO at I n./1], TMI (‘too much information’) [TMI at T n.], and BFF (‘best friends forever’) [BFF at B n.], among others.

Of course in such a context initialisms are quicker to type than the full forms, and (in the case of text messages, or Twitter, for example) they help to say more in media where there is a limit to a number of characters one may use in a single message. OMG and LOL are found outside of electronic contexts, however; in print, and even in spoken use (see, for example, the 2003 quotation for LOL int.), where there often seems to be a bit more than simple abbreviation going on. The intention is usually to signal an informal, gossipy mode of expression, and perhaps parody the level of unreflective enthusiasm or overstatement that can sometimes appear in online discourse, while at the same time marking oneself as an ‘insider’ au fait with the forms of expression associated with the latest technology.

As such usage indicates, many people would consider these recent coinages, from the last 10 or 20 years, and associate them with a younger generation conversant with all forms of digital communications. As is often the case, OED’s research has revealed some unexpected historical perspectives: our first quotation for OMG is from a personal letter from 1917; the letters LOL had a previous life, starting in 1960, denoting an elderly woman (or ‘little old lady’; see LOL n./1); and the entry for FYI [FYI phr., adj., and n.], for example, shows it originated in the language of memoranda in 1941.
Definitions: LOL, OMG

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The Asian Jersey Shore is coming

It's still unknown where or when it's going to air, but one thing is clear: MTV's K-Town all-Asian, Jersey Shore-inspired reality show is going to happen, since this short intro has been released.


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Dog stops freeway traffic

It happened on the I17 in Phoenix this Wednesday, when a lost dog on the loose brought traffic to a complete standstill. Surveillance camera footage show police and drivers trying to catch it and failing.


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Grandma Gaga

Brazilian actress Marta Laureano is an elderly Lady Gaga in this spoof version of Alejandro.


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Dog forgets to jump

Stanley the dog is doing his usual post-bath running around the house and jumping over the bed routine. Things go awry when he skips a jump.


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