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Sunday, May 31, 2009
Egyptian man cuts off his own penis because his family wouldn't let him marry a poor girl
Family axes wedding plans, Egyptian cuts off penis:
A 25-year-old Egyptian man cut off his own penis to spite his family after he was refused permission to marry a girl from a lower class family, police reported Sunday.
After unsuccessfully petitioning his father for two years to marry the girl, the man heated up a knife and sliced off his reproductive organ, said a police official.
The young man came from a prominent family in the southern Egyptian province of Qena, one of Egypt's poorest and most conservative areas that is also home to the famed ancient Egyptian ruins of Luxor.
Traditionally, marriages in these conservative part of southern Egypt are between similar social classes and often within the same extended families -- and are rarely for love.
Thursday, May 28, 2009
Beat up with a swan
Man Uses Live Swan to Beat up Victim:
A man who grabbed a live swan by the neck and used the bird as a club to beat up another man has been sentenced by a court in Munich, local media reported on Wednesday.
The swan survived the attack unhurt and flew off afterwards. The assailant, named only as Sebastian P., was drunk at the time and was given a two-year suspended sentence.
4-inch alien found in Pakistan
A four inch Alien species appear to be a female turned up in Pakistan accidently. While repairing an old house, they found an Alien walking around.The children took it as an harmful animal & stoned it then the Alien fell down helpless & motionless. Then they put her in bottle after that they throw her on very hot bricks that's where she got the skin burns. This news spread like a wild fire, too many people came in flocks to see her ;out of concen of disturbance locals buried her in hole. People have demond an investigation & autopsy now.So much for the 'we come in peace' policy...
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Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Woman blasts boyfriends penis
With firecrackers:
The 33-year-old victim, identified as Alik D. had lived with the woman whose name was reported as Kira V. for about two years, but when the girlfriend started suggesting that they should marry, the man refused and said that he would rather return to his first wife with whom he had a son.
When Alik started moving out Kira suggested that they had a farewell dinner. After a hearty meal and some heavy drinking Alik fell asleep. The girlfriend tied several firecrackers to Alik’s penis and exploded them. The man was rushed to intensive care and doctors are reported to be fighting for his life.
The hottest thing right now: the Three Wolf Moon T-Shirt
Sales of the “Three Wolf Moon Shirt” are up 2300% after word got out that it was getting priceless customer reviews on Amazon. Hundreds of reviewers are vying to be the funniest. (via)
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Tuesday, May 26, 2009
Serbian church drug rehab beating
It's a huge scandal in Serbia right now. Apparently, a drug rehabilitation center run by the Serbian Orthodox Church has some very strict policies and methods, that include beating up addicts with shovels and such.
More about this - here
More about this - here
Where's the meme?
A collection of 22 meme background images without the object of the meme. How many of them can you name?
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Monday, May 25, 2009
What color sofa would you like?
Found one some furniture tags at a shop in Canada. Here's the explaination given by the (of course) Chinese company responsable for the translation of the tags:
A Chinese software company called Kingsoft Corp. acknowledged that the issue was created by a translator program it had written – one that would make the English speaking world understand what they were printing on their furniture’s labels.Link
Kingsoft apologized and indicated the “N” word was simply misspelled. It was supposed to be “Niger” coined after the river of the same name – which is dark brown in color.
48 cylinder motorcycle
48 cylinder motorcycle engine:
It is a 48 cylinder, 4200cc engine made from s1/kh250 cylinders, by Simon Whitlock.via
Each motor is basically 8 "s1 /KH250" cylinders bolted on to cut up standard casings, with a 8 cyl built up crank, in turn they are bolted to a housing, gear linked and driven thru a BMW road bike gearbox, as the bike is pretty long already it would be difficult to put a transverse drive thru a gearbox. It has taken almost three years of hard work and he has overcome some huge problems to get here.
'Ants crawled out of neglected girl's mouth'
Horrifying story. 'Ants crawled out of neglected girl's mouth':
A WOMAN accused of the starvation murder of her seven-year-old daughter allegedly did not try to resuscitate the child because ants were crawling from her mouth, a New South Wales jury has been told.
Break dancing robot
Although it was never made clear what an “Electric Boogaloo” is exactly, I’d assume it would look a bit like this fella.via
Horror book on toilet paper
Horror story printed on toilet paper in Japan:
In a country where ghosts are traditionally believed to hide in the loo, a Japanese company is advertising a new literary experience - a horror story printed on toilet paper.
Each roll carries several copies of a new nine-chapter novella written by Koji Suzuki, the Japanese author of the horror story "Ring," which has been made into movies in both Japan and Hollywood.
"Drop," set in a public restroom, takes up about three feet (90 centimeters) of a roll and can be read in just a few minutes, according to the manufacturer, Hayashi Paper.
Sunday, May 24, 2009
Pirate pick-up lines
10. Avast, me proud beauty! Wanna know why my Roger is so Jolly?via
9. Have ya ever met a man with a real yardarm?
8. Come on up and see me urchins.
7. Yes, that is a hornpipe in my pocket and I am happy to see you.
6. I’d love to drop anchor in your lagoon.
5. Pardon me, but would ya mind if fired me cannon through your porthole?
4. How’d you like to scrape the barnacles off of me rudder?
3. Ya know, darlin’, I’m 97 percent chum free.
2. Well blow me down?
And the number one pirate pickup line is…
1. Avast! Prepare to be boarded!
