10% Satisfaction Guaranteed

If it's less than 10%, you get your money back.

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Survival tracking guide

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Giant Dicks billboard ad

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Parking device

The future of parking


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Creative Spider Man 2 ad

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Passionate nerd love letter

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Walt Whitman biography

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Bad idea

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Windows Vista error message

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Boredom and loneliness while guarding the button

Thanks wrk

Cat and dogs

Friends forever!

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Deer vs. rabbit

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Cat washing instructions

Follow these Instructions in order. Eye protection and protective clothing recommended

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash" and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom, and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

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Dumb driver

Why didn't he just push the brake...?

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The real serious problems of men

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Unpleasant message

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Pregnant woman

Before and after pictures



Is that even possible?

Hello Kitty bicycle tire

Why not buy these completely unpractical but in style tires? Only $19.99, right here.


What else are they going to think of? One day, Hello Kitty is going to take over the world...

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Left hand or right hand surgery

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Museum of Sex sign

This sign is posted at the Museum of Sex, in New York


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The Backwards Man

Is this guy coming or going?


"I'm the Backwards man
The backwards man
I can walk backwards as fast as you can
O, the backwards man the backwards man..."

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Homeless with an attitude

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Movie spoilers

This is a T-shirt print


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Jesus and Lassie

Jesus died for Lassie's sins too.

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Motivational Poster: Domestic Abuse

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Is John Travolta Gay?

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Turkish Rambo

In 1986, Turkish cinema introduced to the world this Rambo rip-off called Korkusuz (Fearless).


This is the final scene where Rambo kicks everyone's ass with a bazooka. You have to see it to believe it. This is beyond hilarious. I mean this guy makes Stallone look like a sissy.


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How fights get started

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Teenage Mutant Ninja Dog

Why ma'am, why?


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Why did the dinosaurs become extinct

This is a known fact



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Crazy turtle terrorizing cat

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Motivational Poster: Reverse Mermaid

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Ironic Rugby accident

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Lindsay Lohan, the little spoiled brat

Georgia Rule is the one where she plays opposite Jane Fonda and Felicity Huffman

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Subtle headline

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Bears On A Submarine

From the producers of Snakes On A Plane and Piranhas On An Escalator,


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Very suspicious supermarket

Japanese engrish strikes again


I'm pretty sure this place is under constant police surveillance.

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Baby parrot

This parrot imitates babies.


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Harry Potter look-alike from India

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Married bears

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Sniper crowbar

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Essay on El Niño

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The white and red panties tug of war

Another Japanese weirdness gem


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Whoredom vs. virginity preservation chart

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Men vs. Women friendship

Friendship Between Women:
A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew about it.

Friendship Between Men:
A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her Husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

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Weird coincidence

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Cock polishing

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Love Note

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Why does the sewer stink?

The answer to the question is: "Duuh!"

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Motivational Poster: China Under Water

Amy Winehouse - Before and after (drugs)

Kids: Say no to crack! And if you say yes, at least have a drug and alcohol rehab on speed dial, just like your heroine!

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Cosmic super dooper wedgie

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Weird food

Now there's something I would never eat


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Terrorist Attack

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